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Same Old Scene!

When it comes to taking photos, I sometimes remind myself of the fictional detective, Wallander's, father, who spends his time painting the same lake-land scene over and over again, not to perfect it but because the process is a comfort!  I kinda know where he's coming from on that score.

But I suppose the real beauty of shooting the same thing, time and again, lies in the fact that no shot is really ever the same and doing it over and over highlights the subtle differences much more than it stresses the banal similarities. To mix the metaphor, it's a bit like that AC/DC quip that they really only ever made one album - but just recorded it fifteen times! The subtle nuances of our quotidian existence!

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Banal ole canal!





Edgymix!

Now here's a thing! Came across an ole vid I knocked up a while back which uses some computer music I made even further back - when I did that sound technology course years and years ago. It's utter you know what, I know, but in a strange kind of way that makes it all the better - especially when I have little recollection of how exactly I created it - apart from the 'Edge' style guitar bit you hear throughout (hence 'Edgymix', I presume).

I do remember though sitting down at my long since crashed computer one Saturday morning in the distant past and opening up a software package called Reason 3.0 and then, 16 hours later, thinking that I'd created a modern classic - well in my own mind anyway! Mosh at will friends!

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No real instruments were harmed in the recording of this tune!






Crane in Vain

And in case the point I was making in my previous post, the one about the arresting nature of quotidian things, wasn't made robustly enough ... this lad below should help to, eh, elevate things to a higher level of consciousness! :)

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Pre-nuclear docklands!




Glassed Order!

Look! Order and symmetry and even eye-catching clarity! Well it is glass, I suppose. Yet it never ceases to interest me how there is always more to the thing itself than just the thing-in-itself, if ye know what I mean!

Or maybe it's the camera and its newer found ability to distort your view! Hmmm ... now there's a thing!

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Way gone the time folks, please!





Sound Vision!

If you're ever feeling a little creatively fragile or put upon and suchlike, ye could do worse than heed just sixty seconds of this fantastic man's sound advice. A perfect example of wisdom gained through endeavour, experience and, eh, genius!

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Thanks to the man below for directing me to the man above!




Barbershop POP!

In a coded message, POP Scar has asked me to tell people about his forthcoming gig in Abner Browns Barbershop in Rathmines on Jan 8th next. He'll be performing as part of the second Dublin David Bowie Festival which runs from Jan 5th to 10th.

In a rare interview, the POP Scar says he has chosen a selection of stripped-back versions of some of Bowie's more obscure and darker compositions as part of his set and says that songs such as My Death, God Knows I'm Good, Lady Stardust, Fantastic Voyage, Word On A Wing and Brecht's Amsterdam will all feature in the show.

So now, so!

Also, I had a crack at knockin' up a poster for FB and the like, and if ye like, then like! It appears belowly.

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Coming soon to a barbershop near you!



Do interesting things ...

... and interesting things will happen to you! Yep, I'm beginning to believe that never a truer word has been spoken. Agus cén fáth, sez túWell, it'd be because next month I am actually, eh, on-location!

Yes indeedy, folks, I'll be making a bloody fillum soon. Me, if you can Adam 'n' Eve it!

OK, so it's not exactly Star Wars, but it's a film nonetheless. A wee short, a ninety seconder, called Gigapixel - penned by yours truly and eeeek - directed - by the very same! Now there's a thing I didn't expect to happen at this stage of the proceedings!

So yeah, this ole film course I'm doing is most indeed a very interesting thing - und therefore I most def-in-ite-ly guarantee that there will be ...

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A crucial scene ...!







Mirror Image

This prolonged period of still, crisp and windless Dublin weather has presented some great photo opportunities for reflections and mirror images and the like, and, as you've probably noticed by now, I've never been one to turn my nose up at such things. I must have a thing about symmetry!

Amazing thing too is that while I once used to use a high falutin' camera and laboured over settings and apertures and shutter speeds and film resolutions, ASAs and the rest, my mobile phone seems to have it all under control these days. OK, so you lose a bit on the resolution yeah, but at least the camera is always to hand allowing you do your thang as and when you wish! And sure that's the main thing as they say.

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Black pool, Dublin!






A read worth booking!

This is one of the best books I've read in a fair while - from one of the best writers working in any genre, anywhere in the world these days.

A simple tale, economically and elegantly told; with a perfectly flawed central character whose anguish you can almost touch as his world unravels before your eyes.

Proof that perfect stories don't need to be convoluted, less even comfortable, to be riveting. You could do a hell of a lot worse than entering this world - ye might even forget about your own troubles for a worthwhile few hours.

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Best in class!




Ship Shape

I took this picture last summer but had forgotten about it until I came across it while going through the archives the other day. It's a shot of the German Navy ship, Gorch Fock, which docked on the River Liffey over a year ago now.

The crew are busy hoisting the sails here but, as I was pressing the shutter, I remember thinking that despite the focus and teamwork required for such a job, the minds of each link in this human chain were probably secretly wishing for the end of the day, or, even, the whole mission, and yearning deeply, perhaps, for the solace of home.

Strange the kind of stories that a picture can conjure in the mind!

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Und get me the Fock outta here!




Rare Aul Times!

With so many gulls, pigeons, rooks, magpies and jackdaws ruling the roost round these parts, it's getting rarer to see any smaller birds at all these days - well, down this neck of the woods at least. Indeed, what used to be so common a sight that you wouldn't bother noticing in bygone days has now become a bit of an event.

Like when this little chap showed up out of the blue a while back. I ran for the camera and snapped him through the glass before he copped me snoopin' and duly slung his 'ook!

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Hedge or house, common or garden?




Utterly useless things I never knew 'til now #1

Walter Plinge is a pseudonym used in London theatre when a part has not been cast; when an actor is playing two parts; or when an actor does not want his or her real name appearing in the programme. The name was a homage bestowed by actors in bygone times to the landlord of a pub near the Lyceum Theatre.

The US equivalent is George Spelvin. David Agnew is a pseudonym for writers whose real names can't be used on TV while Allen Smithee is used by anonymous Hollywood directors. So there.

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My bible of useless facts!

Splendour falls ...

... on glassy walls and something summits, what's the story! Yeah, something about this shot, taken the other night, restricts my breathing and gives me palpitations! Could be a photographic metaphor for claustrophobia or some other kind of psycho-confinement. Or, then again, it could just be an unusual lookin' photo! Still, thought it worth posting.

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Taken October 20th on mine camera phone




In Livin' Colour

I've always reckoned that if you look at things a little more closely, or in a number of different ways, as with my living room side table here, more than likely they will reveal themselves to be much more interesting than you'd initially think!

And sez you, sure such is life!

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Better than watchin' telly!



Kaleidoscope Theatre

With all these reflective images I've been shooting and posting in the last couple of days ... well, I just got a tiny bit carried away! 

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Bored, Gosh!




As I was walking down the street ...

... I came across a luvly treat! Tis a great thing when the wind has dropped to nothing, you're on your way home for dinner and you happen to have your camera close to hand!

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Lights, camera, inaction!




And seeing it was a soft October night ...

Walking home can be such a delight - specially on a windless night like tonight!

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"Dublin can be heaven!"





A read worth booking!

This is one of the best books I've read from one of the best writers working in any genre anywhere in the world these days. A simple tale, economically told with characters whose anguish you can almost touch. Proof that perfect stories don't need to be complicated to be riveting. You could do a hell of a lot worse.

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Best in class!


Sunday Morning Blues?

Well this might help! It's a just little ukulele instrumental I recently recorded of an old, old Ink Spots tune that was a hit way back in July, 1940. It's called We Three and it's a pleasure to play on the uke, especially the unusual chord change at the very beginning (from D to Bb here) but also the sweet Gmaj7 towards the end of the second phrase. So nice! Indeed they don't do write them like they used to.

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A spot of uke!




Lights, cameras, action!

Today marks a new departure. Back to college for me. Starting a course in Film today down Windmill Lane Studios way. The idea is to try to skill up some more so as to keep in touch with the digital explosion.

It seems to me to be all about moving images these days - even for the smallest of us fry. To turn a buck in this game you increasingly need to have a virtual film crew in tow - hence this investment. Not sure how it'll pan out but we can only have a punt and see what happens.

As the man once said: "do interesting things and interesting things will happen to you."

Here's hoping!

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New lessons to learn!



Blissful experience tells me ...

... that life can sometimes be about - getting things spot on!!! Come on you boys in blue!


Oct 1st being the time!


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Bitter experience tells me ...

... that life can sometimes be about getting all dressed-up only to find that there was nothing much to see in the first place! But enough maudlin existentialism - here's to the replay!


Roll on October 1st



A Show Reel!

I've been thinking about doing a course in video production for quite a while now as it has increasingly become a real interest of mine since I got the bug for it about four or five years ago. I've been wanting for a long time too to get to grips with the subject on a more professional level so I eventually bit the bullet. Yes, I did an interview the other day for a place on a part-time, two-year course in Dublin. It went very well, I liked what I saw and heard, so, all going to plan, it'll be lights, cameras and action for me from the beginning of next month. Interesting times ahead.

I put together a portfolio of some of the work I've done in the past in preparation for the interview. If ye fancy having a gander at some of the wee videos I've made over the last few month and years just clickety click right here. The plan is to get better, true, but I suppose ye have to start somewhere.

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Reeling in the years!



A Rare Pleasure

Was away for a few days on the island of Hydra last week and brought along with me a new handmade soprano travel uke made by Irish luthier, Niall Kavanagh, of Kingstown Ukes, which is based in Dun Laoghaire, home of the Ukulelehooley Festival, which was especially great this year.

It's a fine instrument with a sweet sound and it's a rare thing to have the pleasure of playing an instrument that has been hand-crafted to your own specifications. A real treat!

So, time now for a tiny wee tune ...

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Oh, and the song is a verse from my own opus 'Railroad Blues'!!






Know Yer SKA music? Then take da Quizzzzz!

OK all you music fans, so how well do you know your SKA music? Probably pretty well, but just to be sure to be sure, why not have a go at the little quiz I set for you all earlier today.



Of course, said quiz is supposed to appear directly above ye on this blog but I can never be certain with Blogger so, if you can't see it there, then click on this link to higher knowledge or view it on another browser or on yer mobile and have a punt!

Let me know too how ye fare out because, you never know, you also might be the lucky winner of a pint of Tu ... aaah forget it!

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Do rocksteady, sports fans!






We interrupt this programme ...

... to bring you an important commercial message!

Well, following on from yesterday's post, I decided to run up a little self-promotion video using the software I came across earlier this week and have on trial for a whole three more days. So, here it is now, down below! The basic story is that I'm a commercial writer and I'm in the market for some freelance work! I cover a multitude of disciplines, so nothing's out of bounds.

It's been a while since I've been blowing my own trumpet, hence this 'no-expenses-spared' surge towards the limelight. Expect to see this in cinemas near you from today. OK, well, on FB, Twitter and Linked-In, anyway, - and maybe even in stranger places - like here for example! Less of this but ...

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Get the last of the Cheeky Charlies, now!









Muckin' About!

There're some mighty fine software tools out there to help you get the best from your website or blog page or whatever ye need these days. I was snooping around online this morning, trying to find something to animate a point, and I stumbled across this thing called Videoscribe.

It's been around a few years now but I'd never used it before so I had a quick go at it and found that it allowed me to run up the wee intro vid you see below after only a couple of minutes of fiddling around. Of course, it's not free (I availed of the seven day free trial) but if you are often in the business of putting together presentations and that sort of thing then it's probably an overhead you could comfortably carry.

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It's getting easier to express the complexity of our digital lives!


Boleyn Over!

This evening, May 10th 2016*, West Ham play their final game at The Boleyn Ground, more commonly known to most football fans as Upton Park, before moving to their new home at the Olympic Stadium in Stratford, four miles down the road. As the football aficionados among you all know, The Hammers have been playing at Upton Park for well over 100 years now so, irrespective of any progress, money or success that the move and the future will bring, it is the end of an era for the majority of their dyed-in-the-wool supporters. No matter what fate awaits the club in its new home, things will never be the same for these fans again.

I watched a video this morning on The Guardian website about how the move will affect the lives of the local folk in the east area of London where West Ham have resided since 1904, and who have followed the team all their lives. It's a pretty moving piece and I recommend you have a look because I think it offers a stark and universal reminder of what it is like to have a core part of your heritage taken away from you - something we in this town might also know a thing or two about. It probably underlines as well the easily forgotten fact that success and winning can often be an unworthy replacement for what being part of a strong community, bound by a common passion, can bestow on each one of us. It's indeed a sad day. Come on you Irons, all!

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* and on May 10th, 1980!

PS. West Ham subsequently won their last game at the Boleyn beating Man Utd 3-2, thus setting themselves up for a spot in the Europa League if they took a point from their last game. And did they get that point? Did they f*%k! Lost to Stoke on the last day of the season! Forever blowin' bubbles!









A Thought Provoking Read!

When you're in the writing business, you constantly need to be on the lookout for ideas and lots of them. Writing consumes ideas at a rate of knots so you require an endless supply of them in order to sate the monster. And, of course, a lot of the time and just when you need them most, the idea river runs dry and leaves you in the lurch with only an empty head and a creaky old ballpoint for guidance.

The natural instinct when this happens is to hit the panic button. But there really is no need as help is nearby. In my times of drought, I've often turned to the little treasure you see below for guidance and I have to say that, since it was recommended to me by an art director in a Dublin ad agency over twenty years ago, it has never let me down.

A Technique for Producing Ideas is a short book, not even fifty fiddly pages long, that shows really clearly and concisely how coming up with ideas is hardly ever the stuff of great genius but rather of carefully considering all angles of the problem that requires fixing ... and then of leaving the brain to do its own work behind the scenes. Though it was originally written for advertising students in the days before TV, it remains fresh and relevant even in today's sophisticated digital age and its content can apply to any walk of life where finding the right connection makes all the difference.

To give you a small example of how helpful it is, I was looking for a topic to talk about today and I couldn't come up with anything. Then I just saw the book on the shelf and off I went! 

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Well worth a read!









Blink and you'll miss it!

In this here million-mile-an-hour world of ours it's rare that we give the things we see and hear a second thought anymore. Words, pictures, sights, sounds, once they've passed through our eyes and ears we tend to just consign them to Room 101 and move on to the next distraction. The downside to all this, our resistance to clutter, is that we forget about some things that might well be worth a second look or listen after all.

Today I thought I'd conduct a simple experiment: try to remember a few things that impressed me or resonated with me, or whatever, this last week or so. After a two minute brainstorm here's what I recall:

  • The opening line of the novel, Firebreak, by Richard Stark, which I started last weekend: "When the phone rang, Parker was in the garage, killing a man." Corker!
  • Advice to drivers on Radio One's Today with Seán O'Rourke show on Wednesday: "When getting out of the car, open the door with your left hand. Because you have to turn to do this, you'll see any oncoming cyclists."  A Top Tip even Viz would be proud of!
  • The death this week of the peerless Sir George Martin RIP put me in mind of that famous exchange between he and the other George which broke the ice between band and producer in the early days: 
                  GM: "I've laid into you for quite a long time. You haven't responded.
                            Is there anything you don't like?"
                  GH: "Well, for a start, I don't like your tie."

Now, on reflection, that was a mighty fine exercise, certainly one worth trying at home!

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The Fab Five: The tie that binds!





Warts an' All!

This is a tune that me and my guitar maestro buddy, Caio Andrade, really dig. It's a Prefab Sprout tune, an unsung classic. Our version is a bit rough round the edges but what the hell!

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Hymn of devotion!

Crafty Independents!

I don't usually get bogged down with politics on this site but given it's election time, I'll make one exception and I'll do that only to say that the Irish political scene has changed over the last thirty years in ways that are very similar to how our taste for beer has changed in the same time frame.

Where once we really only had Fianna Fáil, Fine Gael and Labour to chose from at the ballot box, we also really only had Guinness, Smithwicks and Harp to choose from the bar in the local. Then, as newer parties started to come on the scene to cater to different opinions - for e.g. Demoratic Left, Sinn Fein and the PDs - sauces like Budweiser, Heineken and Carlsberg started arriving in our battle cruisers to cater to our changing beery taste-buds. More recently, as these mainstream political parties stopped delivering what more and more voters were demanding, we started looking increasingly to Independents to fill the void. Yes, loads and loads and loads of Independents of all creeds and hues exploded on the scene with their alternative plans and ideas - just as legions of craft beers were arriving into our locals with their own promises of newness and exotic-nesss and deliciousness and looking for our vote. Perhaps this is more than just a coincidence.

Anyhow, next time you're down the local or in the offie, it might be helpful to tot up the number of mainstream beers they shift and compare this to the number of craft beers they sell and it might just give you an idea of how the proceedings on Feb 26th will unfold. By my logic it should be a landslide victory for the crafties with such treats as Cute Hoor, Headless Dog, Deception Golden Ale, Scraggy Bay, Rebel Red and Brown Paper Bag (should really be 'Envelope'!) Project all sounding as though they might even top the poll!

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Votáil 1,2,3 in order of choice!







That's not typing ... that's writing!

Here're a few things worth bearing in mind when you next undertake the ole task of writing - according to someone who knew better than most.




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The Day the Music Died

It's over a fortnight now since David Bowie unbelievably passed away. Since then, I don't think I've listened to or read about any other thing on earth that didn't concern him - albums, songs, interviews, out-takes, world views, parodies, obituaries, everything about him. I'm really not interested in much else at the moment. Even now I'm sad, but not as much as I was when I woke up to the news last Monday morning. To say 'numbed' would be an understatement and I'm sure the majority of you felt the same way.

Yeah, all you had to do that awful day was to look at any screen on the planet and you could tell that the whole world was hit for six. It must've been the most coverage the death of any star has ever received. Elvis, John, Hank were big but ...

Yet, while there was good reason for all the publicity, i.e. his being Bowie, it was the personal nature of our collective reaction to his death that has given me most pause for thought. Why was I, and maybe you, and many millions of others, so affected by his passing? Why did it feel like a personal bereavement?

I reckon the reason, my reason, is because of the huge part he played in my life ever since I became conscious of things called records. Much more than any other artist, every one that he released took on a powerful significance of its own, had a meaning intended only for me - to the extent that they (and thus him) informed and then became part of my life! So on the day that he died, a part of me, a part of that life, died too. As did parts of the lives of millions of others, I'd wager. So much so that while we were all grieving his loss, we were probably grieving our own personal losses too - and reflecting as well on our own mortality. Which is heavy ... but ye know what I mean!

Either way though, the peerless DB has gone now and I miss him much. But at least he's left us here to face our finite futures with his memory and his brilliant legacy to guide us. And for that I say a million thanks.

RIP DB.

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Rest well, sweet prince.










A Musical Interlude!

As I dither over semantics for my next post, we'll take a little musical interlude. Actually, it's just a drill involving me and my new ukulele - a Kiwaya KTS-7 concert! But it's a soothing enough wee progression played in the 'clawhammer' style, with a couple of bits of me own thrown in, and which we hereby present for your delectation!



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Best Books of 2015!

I read a fair few books last year. Some were excellent, some were good, and as many more were no better than mixed-middling. Out of the pile though, I've chosen my favourites, ten wee treasures that I'd have no problem recommending to anyone, any time, any place, anywhere at all, at all. I've made this little video to give you all a sneaky peak.



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